Boyfriend-ism

English is Boyfriends second language. He learned to speak english while living in Texarkana. Luckily the spanish accent stuck and he lost the twang...although get enough drinks in him and the twang comes back. Every now and again he gets caught up on his words. Example: "Oooooooooh...there's a Chubby's" "Where" "What do you mean where you drive by here all the time" "Well sometimes I am not that absorbent Melinda"