Sunday, August 24, 2008

Loudest cricket EVER!!!


A very loud cricket has taken up residence up Boyfriend's bedroom window. This thing is seriously a sleep disrupting menace! The past two nights said cricket has started chirping just about the time we go to bed. It's not the low chirping you hear in the background on cool summer nights...It is more like CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP...and did I mention CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!!!

Male crickets chirp loudly to attract a mate. They also chirp loudly to repel other males. That being the case this cricket is that loud asshole you see in the bar flexing his muscles talking about how many chicks he is going to bang...oh and he is also a homophobe.

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